Livin' Like Larry.

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

axel-the-nighttail:

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP at the altar of a church, about to get married. Just as they’re about to kiss, Person A wakes up in bed, sobbing and staring at the empty space beside them. In reality, Person B died years ago.

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spn where are you

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hqlines:

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ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

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s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

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